rt when ive developed an addiction to Mexican apple soda
I have a whole case in my pantry. Ive been drinking it everyday
Now im suppose to refrain
Woo jesus be a fence
Leo probably like ” What the fuck I gotta do to win? I have been mentally challenged, a slave owner, a gangsters in a period film, died on the titanic, became a power hungry drug abusing sex addict and still nothing!”
In his next film he will be a paraplegic black man stuck in a white man’s body who wants to become a woman and also reconcile with his estranged vampire family before he dies of all cancer. Hit all the demographics and heart strings.
I saw some infant Jordans for $60. Why the hell they sixty damn dollars? They can’t even walk yet.
Never too young to flex on nigga
$60 for some booties with a tiny Jordan logo? Nah. My kids going to be in stride rite until they attain decent motor skills
Yall must not know stride rites are $50 and up. Babies are expensive
you ever put on a pair of panties and immediately know that those panties were the wrong ones to wear, but it’s too late to take them off?
and we are talking, u know casual convo, when I was asked about my engagement. I answer then this heffa who’s a friend of a friend go say “aren’t u the one who was in that open relationship? now u getting married? u must not know what u want”
I had to politely tell that bitch that not all open relationships are “open” for the same reasons. Mine was open because of the distance not cause me or him didn’t want to commit or didn’t/don’t believe in marriage and monogamy. The distance was closed so my relationship followed suit.
Trick had the nerve to get salty…SMH